I apologize for being a little MIA. Things have been a bit distracting, but I assure you it won’t be that way much longer. However, I wanted to tell you about the following conversation Chase and I had the other day:
Chase: What’s the name of the song that guy sings?
Me: I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to specify just a bit more.
Chase: You know, that rapper. It’s like Pants McGee or something.
Me (trying not to choke on my food): Say that again? You think there’s a rapper out there named “Pants McGee”??
Chase: Yeah, it’s that guy. Oh yeah, Puff Daddy!
Me (succumbing to choking): You thought Puff Daddy’s name was PANTS MCGEE?! I feel like I don’t even know who I’m married to…
Chase: Well he changes his name so much, how am I supposed to keep up?
Take this as a warning to all of you rappers out there that are thinking of changing your name: Inevitably you will have well-meaning-but-so-not-hip citizens calling you Pants McGee. You might want to reconsider.